I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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