Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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