Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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