seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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