Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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