sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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