vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Church boner. Awkwardddd
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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