Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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