They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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