fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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