got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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