i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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