big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
