I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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