4 words: hood of his car
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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