So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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