.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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