she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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