It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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