that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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