I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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