I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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