The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
did i just pee glitter
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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