I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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