You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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