Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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