Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You're like the curious george of whores
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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