My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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