He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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