how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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