You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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