I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
