you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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