the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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