that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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