Who did Billy Mays play for?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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