I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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