So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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