Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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