The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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