my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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