i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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