I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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