Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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