so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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