Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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