Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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