i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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