grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
tell me about the fingering
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