i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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