Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
All I want is dick and wine.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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