Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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