we have officially lost it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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