She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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